Thu 6 Mar 2008
Yesterday, I received yet another inquiry from a certain wealthy individual seeking help with “a large sum of money”, $28.5 million to be exact. I’m not sure who they think they’re tricking with these emails, but I certainly don’t plan on being one of them. Normally I wouldn’t think too much of the email, but I was astounded by the lack of guile in the email.
Normally these emails are from some individual in Africa, Asia or Eastern Europe. The story of hardship and bureaucracy sound on the fringe of plausible. The email yesterday was from gentleman in the Netherlands. The Dutch have not been know for their oppressive and imperialistic ways in centuries. Sure, there is currently some ethnic strife between what has been of the more liberal European populations of the past century and recent Muslim immigrants. These conflict however are pale in comparison to the tales of corruption that are rampant in other parts of the world. I would not expect a Dutch citizen to require the help of an individual like myself to get at money that is legally his.
Regardless of the exact tale. It’s not important since it’s not true anyways. What really shocked me was the moniker this is supposed millionaire went under, Joe Smith. I mean can you get any more fake than that?